Originally posted 12-09-2009. Reposted 12-02-2010.
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An oxymoron is a term or phrase that self contradicts. Below I’ve listed some of my favorites in order to make a point.
- Bipartisan Cooperation
- Luke-Warm Enthusiasm
- Boneless Ribs
- Interest Free Loan
- Approximately Equal
- Calculated Risk
- Dodge Ram
- Firm Estimate
- Friendly Divorce
- Good Grief
- Kosher Ham
- Mud Bath
- Never Again
- Common Phenomenon
- Pure Evil
- Questionable Answer
- Withheld Contribution
- Senate Ethics Committee
- “No, Lord”
That last one made the list because Jesus is either your Lord or he is not. Once we say, “No” we’ve cast him from the throne of our lives and decided we can do the job better. May we never be caught speaking that particular oxymoron.
Smart Blonde
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Hey…I’m a blonde….:)