Groupon and Living Social are two super-hot websites that allow consumers to get great deals on products and services. Similarly, Only144 is a new site that offers incredible deals to churches.
I’m writing about them today because they are having an amazing sale on some great small group curriculum. Mark Driscoll, Tommy Nelson, and Matt Chandler have just finished three studies that are now available for small groups. On Friday, July 29, 2011 Only144 is going to sell all three of these curriculums together for $144. The normal price for all three is $600, so that’s a savings of over 78%!!!
To help promote the sale, I’ve been authorized by Only144 to give away a set of all three curriculums to one reader. To be eligible to win, you must leave a comment below answering the following question: What is your favorite, funny one-liner?
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The one I think is funniest will win all three curriculums valued at $600!! I’ll choose a winner on Friday, July 22 and notify you by email, so be sure to include a valid email address with your comment.
Wow Alan, that’s awesome! Thank you so much for sharing the Swag!
My favorite 1 liner is probably:
“If you loan your brother-in-law $100 and he never speaks to you again, was it worth the money?”
I actually laughed out loud at Financial Peace University when I heard that one. Loaning money rarely works out well!
Again thanks for sharing!
What a great idea! Okay, here goes: Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I think I’m agnostic, but I haven’t decided. (thanks to Pete DeHaas)
Definition of Mixed Feelings: Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new porche.
Great idea! Love it and will be following it closely.
Did you hear about the man born without a left side? He’s all right!
You only rarely go wrong with, “That’s what she said.” Actually…you often go wrong when you say it out loud…but it still has its moments.
I absolutely love it! What a great resource!
My one liner: “Don’t play stupid with me. I always win”
“I have the feeling we have picked up another pathetic lifeform.” Obi Wan Kenobi, the first small group leader 🙂
My one-liner: If I agree with you, we’d both be wrong.
Volunteer: I can’t serve this weekend because I have to ________.
One line response: I am glad Jesus didn’t decide to _______ when he died for your sins on the cross.
I’ve never said this, of course, but sometimes I would love to!
All three look great!
One liner:
“Heard Alan is both a night owl and an early bird…so that means he is wise and has worms!”
Wow! Picking a winner was tough, but I finally landed on this one:
Garrett Sandeen: “Don’t play stupid with me. I always win”
Thanks everyone for participating and thanks Only144 for putting up the swag!